oh the people you meet while at starbucks

today started off quiteweird...i woke up in tears...have no idea why and was an emotional fucking mess for hours....and finally i just took a breath....and everything stopped spinning...emotions calmed to the serene ocean inside me gently swelling and falling and swelling and falling and i could think rationally....wow rational thought...me...never thought that would happen....and i've never had that control over what used to be a constant raging stormy sea.......it was...enlightening....anyway i went to starbucks early to meet some of the head honchos of the company and i noticed one of our "favorite" customers come in....she starts off every greeting the same "Hey can I tell you something???" me:"sure", her:"you're really cute, do you have a girlfriend??tell her that she isa very luckylady" so i just laugh and giggle even more inside my head at that and she'll sit down for a moment before speaking again...mind you she gave me her life story...every single time i've met her....she was involved with a guy that was a drug addict, they were driving one day on the highway and he decided to shoot up while driving....he verdosed, had a seizure and flipped the car going 80 and left her with a traumatic brain injury that took away her inner filter and eft her with permanent short term memory loss.....so yeah i feel bad about that....buuuuut the first time i met her i was actaully working at the time and she told me i was cute and then proceded to ask m how many "chicken heads" i had....and then quite loudly said "you know, girls that just suck your dick" i turned purple and laughed so ridiculously uncomfortably as customers behind her immediately stopped and stared at me...mothers with their kids....elderly...and our regular customers.....
anyway, today went like this
her:"how long have you worked here?"
me:"since August"
her"Oh you're still just a baby in the store"
me "yup, pretty much..."
her: "so do all the ladies still breast feed you??could I get in on that?"
me:"hahahahaha.....ahhhhhhhhh"
so i turned red again....and laughed......and then of course as she was leaving she looked at my ear and said "how many bars do you have??" "I'd like to see the hidden ones, i et you got your dick pierced too...talk to you later" and she walked out the door....meanwhile i'm sitting there just trying to filter what just happened...and also handle all the customers staring at me...not her but at me....and i look over and my manager was pointing and laughing at me....i wanted to slap him....oh the people i encounter at times...especially at starbucks.....what a weird fucking day...the fucking was totally needed