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dear blog...
i feel like poop...and my esophagus apparently wants to swallow my uvula, soft pallet, and tonsils.....
"no esophagus, you may not eat my throat, i need it for various things such as swallowing...many things......speaking....singing.......so for the record can we not try to auto-cannibalize ourselves in the future??hmm??? thanks"

sincerely,
Dan's body