Don't say 'moist' around me

moist
because it just sounds gross

vulva
because it just sounds gross

seen
because people don't know how to correctly use it... i.e "You know what I seen yesterday?"

definitely
because for some reason i never spell it correctly

vagina
who the hell looked at it and said "I'm going to call it... VAGINA"?!?! really?

you're and your
when people misuse these it makes me want to punch someone's nostril "I'm ot going to do it, YOUR goign to do it" I mean come on...use it right...My old band put out an album and made the mistake of letting the band member with the worst english skills give the track listing to the people making our book...our first song on the album was called "You're Mine"....well we got over 700 completed albums that said "Your Mine" and believe me I brought it up..and no one in the band besides the guitarist found a problem with it...and no, the song was not about inner self conflict like the title then suggested

ask
it is not AXE, you are not going to violently murder someone with a question, you are going to ask someone a question....

finger
something bugs me about this...i can't put my finger on it